Bad Pick Up Lines

1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
2. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
3. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
4. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
5. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
6. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
7. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
8. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
9. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
10. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
11. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
12. When does your centerfold come out.
13. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
14. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
15. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!