- January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
- February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ....Helllooo!!! .... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
- March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
- April - Trapped on the Macy’s escalator for hours after the power went out!!
- May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
- June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
- July -Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
- August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm .....car swamped because soft-top was open.
- September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
- October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
- November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
- December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!
Friday, February 16, 2007
A Blonde's Diary
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