Friday, February 16, 2007

The Parrot's Son

A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intensively on the youth's multicolored Mohawk. The teenager looks over at the man and says "What's the matter old man, never done anything interesting in your life?"
The man responded with "I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."
at
Labels:

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning. But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We trust that the story Will end in God’s glory, But at present...

  • Sunny Elliot’s one-liners
    Cereal killer: a person who is a big cereal breakfast fan. As itchy as a werewolf with ingrown hairs. As hazardous as doing tap dancing up i...
  • Returned unopened - virgin
    In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were ...
  • The Parrot's Son
    A teenager takes a seat on a bench next to a middle aged man reading a newspaper. After a few minutes the man looks over and stares intensiv...