Blurbs

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
3. Save water. Shower with your friend.
4. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
6. A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend. A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.
7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
8. Don't try to shine shit, 'cos it gets gooey.
9. A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory