To impress: woman/man.

To Impress a woman:

• COMPLIMENT HER,
• RESPECT HER,
• HONOUR HER,
• CUDDLE HER,
• KISS HER,
• CARESS HER,
• LOVE HER,
• STROKE HER,
• TEASE HER,
• COMFORT HER,
• PROTECT HER,
• HUG HER,
• HOLD HER,
• SPEND MONEY ON HER,
• WINE AND DINE HER,
• BUY THINGS FOR HER,
• LISTEN TO HER,
• CARE FOR HER,
• STAND BY HER,
• SUPPORT HER,
• HOLD HER,
• GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR HER,

To impress a man:

• SHOW UP NAKED,
• BRING FOOD
• DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF TV