Sunday, March 11, 2007

Olympic condoms

A man comes home from work one day and tells his wife that he just bought a pack of olympic condoms.
His wife asks which ones should they try first and he replies "we'll try the silver medal condom first ok?" and she says "yes thats fine, atleast that means this time you WONT COME FIRST!!"
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