Sunny Elliot’s one-liners

• Cereal killer: a person who is a big cereal breakfast fan.
• As itchy as a werewolf with ingrown hairs.
• As hazardous as doing tap dancing up in a hammock.
• As risky as a canary flirting with a cat.
• As exciting as a stampede of turtles.
• Only a mentally defective penguin might risk going out in such an inclemental weather.
• A politician always promises and then apologizes.
• As welcome as a skunk to a lawn party.