Medical terminology and others

• Artery: The study of fine paintings.
• Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
• Cesarean Section: A district in Rome.
• Colic: A sheep dog.
• Deuteronomy: The science of heavy hydrogen.
• Dilate: To live longer.
• Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
• Labor Pain: Get hurt at work.
• Medical Staff: A doctor's cane.
• Morbid: A higher offer.
• Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates. Dynamite.
• Node: Was aware of.
• Outpatient: A patient who fainted. Exit for patients
• Pap smear: A fatherhood test.
• Pelvis: Cousin to Elvis.
• Recovery room: A place to do upholstery.
• Rectum: Dang near killed 'em.
• Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport. Getting sick at your computer.
• Tumor: More than one.
• Urine: Opposite of "You're out".
• Coma: A punctuation mark.
• Congenital: Friendly.
• Croup: taking over government by force.
• Enema: enemy with an attitude.
• GI Series: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
• Grippe: A suitcase.
• Infusion: setting off a nuclear device.
• Minor Operation: A coal digger.
• Organic: Musical.
• Orgasm: a microbe.
• Postoperative: A letter carrier.
• Protein: In favour of young people.
• Rhinitis: Rhino safari
• Secretion: Hiding something.
• Serology: Study of English Knighthood.
• Tablet: A tiny table.
• Tumor: An extra pair.
• Vein: A failure. In vain.