An attractive young woman gets on the city bus and facing the bus driver, she proceeds to put her right thumb to her nose and wiggles the other fingers on her right hand. The bus driver responds by putting his right thumb to his nose, putting his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggling the eight fingers on his hands. Then the woman grabs both her breasts to which the bus driver responds by grabbing his crotch rather impatiently. Upon seeing the bus driver's gesture, the woman turns around, grabs her butt and stomps out of the bus.
A female passenger seated behind the bus driver sees the whole thing and comments, "In all my rides with you as the bus driver, this is the first time I see you act so lewdly, Tom. I'm going to have to report this to the Public Transport Authority."
"Hey, hold on there, Mrs. Smith," says Tom. "I can explain everything. That young lady is a deaf-mute. She asks if this bus is going through 5th Street. I tell her that this is going through 10th Street. She then asks it we are going to the Dairy Mall. So I tell her we're going to the ball park. Then she says, 'Oh, crap. I'm on the wrong bus.' before she gets off."
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