Ways to be obnoxious at a funeral:

1. Tell the widow she looks hot and horny in black.
2. Take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
3. Drive behind the hearse playing rap music loud and keep honking your horn.
4. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
5. Punch the body and tell people he hit you first.
6. Listen to you iPod and do a booty shake dance at the graveside.
7. Ask the widow for the $10 the deceased owed you.
8. Tell the widow you're the deceased secret gay lover.
9. Attend the funeral wearing a clown's costume.
10. Everytime the widow cries and wipes her nose, blow a rasperry.
11. Slip plastic vampire teeth into the deceased's mouth.