Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my licence plate.
Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A. The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q. When driving through fog, what should you use?
A. Your car.
Q. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A. The color.
Q. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A. Always wear a condom.
Q. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A. Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute.
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