Saturday, November 10, 2007

The Heights

  1. Height of Confusion - Two worms trying to screw around in a bowl of noodles.
  2. Height of pain - A guy sliding down a razor's edge using his balls as brakes.
  3. Height of revenge - A bastard with a pin in his hand, lose in a condom factory.
  4. Height of Noise - Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
  5. Height of Innocence - A teenage girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking these were zits.
  6. Height of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute's vagina.
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