Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Croaking grandpa

A little boy said to his grandfather. "Make a frog noise for me, Grandpa."
"No son. I don't feel like making a frog noise right now."
"Oh, please, Granpa, make a frog noise."
"No, I don't want to."
"Oh, please Grandpa, make a frog noise."
"Why is it so important to you that I make a frog noise?"
"Cos Mum says when you croak we can go to Disneyworld."
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