Three men were waiting anxiously outside the maternity ward at the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: "Congratulations! You're the father of twin."
"Twins!" he exclaimed. "How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!"
Shortly afterwards, a nurse came to tell the second man: "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets."
"Triplets!" he said. "What a coincidence! I work for the 3M company!"
The third man stood up ashen-face and muttered: "I need some air. I work for 7 Up!"
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