A giant Panda walked into a restaurant. He oredered some food, ate it, than pulled out a gun and blew the brains out of the waiter. Alerted by the shots, the manager appeared just as the panda was making his way to the door.
"Hey you!" yelled the manager. "You just shot my waiter. Where do you thing your'e going?"
The panda replied calmly, waving his gun at the manager. "I'm a panda. Just look it up in the dictionary."
When the panda was gone, the manager looked up in the dictionary. Sure enough, under panda it said: "Furry mammal, lives in China. Eats shoots and leaves."
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