Yo mama is so fat...

1. Yo mama is so fat, that when she stood on a scale, it read "...to be continued.
2. Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
3. Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
4. Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
5. Yo mama is so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photo shot.
6. Yo mama is so fat she had to go to seaworld to be baptized.
7. Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
8. Yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
9. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
10. Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has names for her farts.
11. Yo mama is so fat she had to have her ears pierced by a harpoon.
12. Yo mama is so fat she could be the eight continent.
13. Yo mama is so fat she puts lipstick with a paint-roller