A man was driving on a country road and ran over a rooster which was crossing the road. He felt remorseful and went to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. An old woman opened the door. He said, "I ran over your rooster - I would like to replace him."
"Please yourself," she replied. "The hens are round in the back of the house."
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