Reasons why it is great to be a man:

1. People never glance at your chest while you're talking to them.
2. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
3. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
4. All your orgasms are real.
5. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around wherever you go.
6. You can sleep around without any stain on your character.
7. Flowers fix everything.
8. You can sit with you knees apart.
9. You can eat a banana in public.