What do you call a man...?

1. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? - Doug.
2. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? - Cliff.
3. What do you call a man in debt? - Owen.
4. What do you call a man with a car on his head? - Jack.
5. What do you call a man with a government subsidy? - Grant.
6. What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his ass? - Warren.
7. What do you call a man with a sports equipment on his head? - Jim.
8. What do you call a man who has lost 90 percent of his brain? - Widower.