More Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes wear pony-tails? - To hide the air valve.
Q. Why did the blonde bury her driver's licence? - Because it had expired.
Q. What did the blonde ask when told she was pregnant? - How do you know it's mine?
Q. What is the mating call of a blonde? - "I'm soooo drunk!"
Q. Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? - "She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."
Q. Why did the blonde only change her baby's disposable diaper once a month? - Because it said on the bag "good for up to 20 lb."
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? - "Look, they spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q. Why did the blonde not use her AM radio in the afternoon? - Because it was AM radio not PM radio.
Q. Why did the blonde climb on the roof? - She heard drinks were on the house.
Q. Why did the blonde wash her hair in the kitchen sink? - Because that' where you're supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde? - Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? - Because it said "concentrate."
Q. Why do employer give blondes only half an hour for lunch? - Any longer and they'd have to retrain them.
Q. Why did the blonde move to LA? - Because it was easier to spell.
Q. How do you drown a blonde? - Put a mirror in front of your swimming pool.
Q. What do bleached blondes and 747s planes have in common? - Black boxes.