Reasons why it's not always great being a man:

1. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for nothing bum.
2. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
3. If you mention how nice she look, it's sexual harassment; if you don't you're rude and arrogant.
4. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
5. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, it's domination; if she asks you, it's a favor.