What did the dog say to the cat?
Why do you shower every day.
What did the plate say to the bowl?'
How come you are deeper than me?
What did the shower say to the bath tub?
You have more fun
What did the curtains say to the blinds?
You are so crispy.
What did the bag say to the lunchbag?
You are more prettier than me.
What did the cheerios say to the fruit loops?
You have a lot of flavors.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You are so high up.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance party?
Because he had nobody to go with.
What is the boxer's favorite drink?
Fruit Punch
What do you call a pig that knows Karate?
Pork Chops.
What do you get when you cross a shitzu with a bulldog?
Bullshit
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